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"BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest." (bmanultima) 03/28/2015 at 00:54 • Filed to: None

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/28/2015 at 01:02

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Tactical Segway

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/28/2015 at 03:01

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Aaaand the award for least intimidating swat team goes to...

orcim > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/28/2015 at 04:35

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Does center dude behind foreground dude have finger in the trigger guard? *pew pew*

RockThrillz89 > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 03/28/2015 at 08:52

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You say that. Just wait until they strap on some riot shields with small cut outs for their gun barrels. Like miniature rolling tanks than can strafe and turn on a dime.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > RockThrillz89 03/28/2015 at 13:56

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How do Segways strafe?

RockThrillz89 > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/28/2015 at 14:05

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They sprout wings of course!

I used thee wrong word (in addition to not knowing the definition of strafe). What is moving side to side (please say it's a word and not "side to side") while you're shooting? I'm trying to imply zig-zaging. Oh hell, I don't know.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > RockThrillz89 03/28/2015 at 14:06

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That is strafing, but Segways can't strafe, as they can only go forward, whatever direction the wheels are facing.

RockThrillz89 > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/28/2015 at 14:12

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I know, but they can turn on a dime can't they? So in my mind they can turn quick, the rider can go sidesaddle, and move left to right while shooting perpendicular to their direction of movement. Work with me man, I'm tying to paint a picture, not be super cereal.

Maybe I should have just left it at like a tank, but more mobile.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > RockThrillz89 03/28/2015 at 14:17

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Ok, I get what you mean. If the rider turns while strafing, that would work.

RockThrillz89 > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/28/2015 at 14:19

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yeah; sorry about that.

coqui70 > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 03/28/2015 at 23:10

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"Shoot and Scoot" is the phrase you're looking for.